Wednesday 31 December 2014

The Long lost and Forgotten: Lahore



When the honking of the horns have destroyed your ear-drums, the smoke of the vehicles and nearby chimneys have clogged your air passage, when the dust is successful in bringing tears in your eyes and in the midst of all the hue and cry, if through the haze and smog, you manage to see four red-brick minarets; you have set your feet in Lahore.


Lahore, the cultural and educational heart of Pakistan. (As it is primarily called.) The city cannot stop itself from flaunting about its rich culture and history. The old, weary and rustic walls of the old (walled) city narrate their happenings with a bleak smile stretched across their faces; silenced by the tumult of their inhabitants and their professions in the nearby vicinity, the walls shed tears of despondency and hopelessness.



  The city has enfolded the mighty Lahore fort and the kaleidoscopic Badshahi and Wazir Khan Mosques within its realms, who narrate their own legacies to thirsty eyes and craving ears. 




Apart from the awe-inspiring structures the city hosts within its realms, the city is also home to perhaps the most horrendous aristocratic love story of all time, the anecdote of Prince Salem and Anarkali. As legend states; their love still lives in the hearts of the lovers who flock to Anarkali’s mausoleum on Lower Mall.





Not too far away from this dome of love, Lahore unfolds a narrative from a different era; “The Age of the British”.




From the Lahore High Court to the archives of the Lahore Museum, from the Government College to the once bustling Tollinton Market, each structure on Mall Road introduces itself from an anomalistic retrospective, mutually sharing and keenly holding onto their anecdotes of the British Raj.



As once, mighty and enlightened the people of this city were. Lahore, with every passing day is losing its literati essence.

The city which was once famous for its gardens and was nicknamed ‘The City of Gardens’ in the Mughal era, now resembles a dumpster in the crass era of commercialism; so lovingly given the moniker: ‘Paris of the East’.

The rain which brought life to the flora and fauna of the city now brings death to its inhabitants.   



A city which boasted about its ‘educated’, ‘enlightened’ and ‘learned’ masses in now governed by a gang of charlatans. Educational institutions which promised a secure future have now become a base camp for student politics and a picnic spot.





It is rather saddening to be a witness to such a heinous crime: the death of a nation’s culture, norms and values, all because of our ignorance.

As Imam Ali (A.S.) said:

Our enemies are not the Jews or the Christians, our enemy is our own ignorance."

Tuesday 23 December 2014

Dreams….yet another mystery?!

What are dreams? This is a common question that haunts every enlightened being who searches for his ‘true’ self in today’s materialistic World.

Are dreams what our mind envisions when we are asleep? Or, are they our perception of our lives. Whatever they are, they have not failed to haunt man even in the quantum leap of the 21st Century. These dubious creatures never fail to leave us awestruck; seldom they give us a ray of hope. At times they question us and at times give our lives a new meaning.



Dreams make me chuckle, personally; I find them ironical! I have always perceived them as deluders. All night long one is kept in the picture-perfect world of hope and contentment, upon the opening of the eye; the harsh brutalities and realities of this grueling World have to be endured.

Their spell does not wear away here, many a times day dreaming spoils our day. Doesn’t it? One’s day to day life becomes daunting the moment our mind starts to daydream. From a very subtle life, one sets a foot in a World which does not belong to him or perhaps never shall! Dreams tend carry them away from the candid reality and act as a powerful-addictive drug!

Ironically, dreams act as a ray of hope; they give a person the bleakest of hope, bringing their “American” or “London” dreams more close to them. But at what cost, that; fate decides!

Very often, I am haunted by the words ‘destiny’, ‘fate’, ‘fortune’ and etc, and why should not I be? They very mischievously rattle with one’s precious life but also tinker with one’s inner self! It forces you to contemplate over reality and cruelly cripple our dreams under their weight. And no sooner than later, our destiny intrudingly   poses a question on our lives; “What I dreamt of… what is really mine to live? Was I worth it? Have I not learned lessons from my life? Do I yet again, have to be deceived by the hands of fate?”



All these questions become one’s nightmare and forcibly leave one heartbroken. All of our ascetic desires come crippling down before our very own eyes. Very often we are hushed by the phrase’ “You can’t fight with your fate, but you can change your destiny!” As ironical it may seem, but this is a dismal reality of life. A rainbow is seen but that too disappears just as soon this World shows its’ true colours.

All said, one cannot deny the power of dreams; for they give hope, a desire; a desire to live and strive to turn the impossible in a possibility! What Mr. M.A. Jinnah had envisioned seventy years back, we live it today. Man dreamt of stepping on the moon someday and finally on July 21, 1969, Neil Armstrong lived it. Then again, the most sullen part, we dream for years and they end in a short while.

Again, one is left to dream; and why not! It is only hope that makes one go on in life!





Friday 5 December 2014

My Pakistani Rishtadaars...

“Tring! Tring!” the phone bell continuously rings for two-minutes.
“Who is in such a state of desperation to talk to you, Mum?” I inquired rather irritatingly. “Oh! Wait, since today is the result day. There must be an overly concerned and worrisome ‘rishatdaar’ of ours at the other 
end of the phone.

 How many of us have not fallen a victim of such situations? Being Pakistani, I reckon most of us have usually in one phase or the other. Haven’t we?

Being a Pakistani has its own privileges, we get to relish ourselves with the summery delicacy of the mangoes. Mother Nature has blessed this ‘Land of Pure’ with numerous bounties, to start off:  the wide array of topography spreading form the Arabian Sea to the Himalayas, the local produced culinary fiestas and much more!

But, then come the people. In order to give us an identity we have been divided in to families (call it accident or birth or whatever you feel like!)  Where the real roller coaster rides begins and we begin our journeys as Pakistanis.

You must have guessed it by now I am paying tribute to no one other than our rishtadaars (relatives) in this article…. Yes! You’re read it correctly “Tribute to Rihstadaars”. After all they deserve it, as they excel in sparking the lightest of moments that fate has to offer and make sure they watch the entire show as the lava erupts.

“Oh! Acha, tum ne suna, us kay bate kp job milgaye?!”
(Oh! Have you heard that her son has found a job?)

“Bachare Munazzah ki talaq ho gaye… Bhaiya bohat pareshan hai!”
(Poor Munazzah has just got divorced, My brother is extremely worried.)

“Suna Tumne? Jaffat kay bĂȘte ka MIT mein admission ho gaya hai.”
(Have you heard? Jafar’s son got admitted to MIT.)

Now, most of you must have guessed of whom was I referring to. Yes! You’ve got it right. We all have this one highly alert lady in the family who has an eagle’s eye on all the happenings within the family. When I say ‘all’, I mean it! Every family has their own pet names for such respectable ladies, ranging from “Express News” to “BBC”.

“Haye! Haye! Bete ji, yeh tum ne kya pehna hua hai?”
(Oh my God! What in the world are you wearing, child?)

“Yeh tum sara din mobile peh kya tuk tuk lage rathe hon? Koi chakkar toh nai tumahara?”
(What do you do all day long on your mobile phone? Are you involved with someone?)

“Who bachi pathka hai, bohat badtameez hai!”
(That girl is bluntly straight forward, she is extremely rude!)

Yup, you’re right! The judgmental aunties… We all are blessed with her auspicious presence wither in the shape of a phupo (paternal aunt) or khala (maternal aunt). The lady HAS to object to anything that comes forth her, but she will defetinaly raise a voice against something that does not concern her!

“Us ki doosri beti bohat pyari or budhu hai, uska rishta mango apne bĂȘte kay liye.”
(Ask for her second daughter’s hand in marriage with your son, she’s pretty and a fool!)

“O! Beta is condition mein is tarah bahi bathatye, bache kay liye acha nahi hota.”
(O! child, you should never sit in such a posture it’s extremely unhealthy for the developing fetus.)

“1/2 kg doodh mein 2 spoon haldi daloor use boil karo or rooz subah nihaar pate peu. Patli ho gayo gi.”
(In ½ kg milk add 2 tablespoons of turmeric powder bring the mixture to boil and drink it for a few days, you’ll lose weight like anything!”)

The Advisory Aunties, her advises will be available to you on anything or anywhere, just muster up the courage and call her up and you’ll see the magic. Her recommendations will be freely available to a pregnant bahu (daughter in law) or the bride-to-be niece. Trust me, she’s got it all covered!

The uncles are not too far behind in the league, they know how to do their duties and they do it remarkably.

“Beta jab mein Berger meain that, waha paison ke bearish hoti thi”
(When I worked in Berger, Money poured their like cats and dogs.)

“1973 mein jab mein US gaya tha, waha peh mein President Nixon say mila tha…(gives his wild laugh) hum ne saath mein cigar pee thi.”
(When I visited the US in 1973, I met President Nixon there, we shared a cigar..hahaha)

Yup, the narcissist uncle. Someone who never gets tired of telling us his God-knows-how-old anecdotes. His names vary from Kahany-wale (story teller) uncle to Tape-recorder.

Another personality that most of us are blessed with…

“Beta, mein har kisi to meahwara nahi deta, abb sun lo meri.”
(Son, I do not advise every other person, just listen to me!)

“Haan! Haan! Woh ajj kal SSP hai. Mara bohat acha dost hai. Hum college mein saath thay.”
(Oh Yes!Yes! Hes a confidante of mine, we were in college together. He’s an SSP now.)

Bus use ek call kar do, aur mera naam lena, tumhara kaam bus youh ho gaye ga! (snaps his fingers)”
(Just call him up, take myname and your work will be done in no time at all!)

Yup, the know-it –all uncle. The uncle who knows everyone and everything. As a piece of advice, do not disrespect him, he might come handy. ;)

My friends, do not ponder over what people have to say. They'll always have something to say because:





 Therefore my advise to all: